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The Dandy Warhols - Dandys Rule OK (1995)Imagine someone put vintage Velvet Underground in a blender with Ride, T.Rex, a sitar, a handful of self-loathing, and another handful of mescaline. Roughly what you're getting with this album. I love it. "Introduction by Young Tom"Hello, music lover. Thomas Pancake here, to tell you that you are the proud new owner of the hottest music on the market today. So get ready for a massive concussion of rock and roll with The Dandy Warhols! (Can everybody hear this?) "The Dandy Warhols T.V. Theme Song"(It's just a bunch of "hey laaaa, see-sawwwws", really.) "Ride"You're my ride And I'm out my window And it's alright If you got candy-o You're so cool And not much older But you know how to drive Baby, you're my ride I slip outside And to the corner Roll down your drive Before you start it Well, I'm no fool Not like your father Awake outside Baby, you're my ride My ride My ride My ride Baby, you're my ride "Best Friend"Best friend I'll see you in the end We're broken for a while But maybe we could mend Best friend I'm feeling a lot of love And filling up my time again I'll see you in the end I will again Best friend I'm really up again The world is alone, but Bitter to the end Best friend I'm really high again And figuring out my head Yeah, I'll see you in the end I will again "Not Your Bottle"That's not your bottle Nor what's inside I guess they brought it Just for them How did you get in? That's fucking right None of my friends would bother To even bother Benjamin's marijuana Michael brought a keg Well, the skaters are high on mushrooms Passing out hits of LSD Philip wants to be a rock star But he's a bit uptight So he brings his favorite Bettys With a bottle full of whiskey And he sits on the couch all night "(Tony, This Song is Called) Lou Weed"(Uh, Tony? This song is called "Lou Weed".) Well, baby, just look at Lou Well, you do what you wanna do And nothing less for you Well, whatever will get you through Now Satan will seem like a typical dude When you notice him staying and staring at you And I can see you got the heroin blues Really, it looks so good on you Well, baby, just look at Lou I know women and women want to be seen with But that's okay too Those women really look good on you Now you always act so cool Like you're waiting for your man on Lexington Avenue And no one is there to hook up for you So, whose place are you going to? Well, baby, just look at Lou Yeah, baby, just look at Lou I said, baby, just look at Lou Yeah, baby, look at Lou "Nothin' to Do"I like to hold on my baby She likes to hold on me, too Like something for nothing That she can hold on to Where we been lately? Second Avenue To call on Brent Mackerel Or we can find someone new I really like it better Like it better than you And if you got a problem Well, we had nothing to do Here we go, baby Yeah, with the cats from Swoon And if we got a quarter We call Sugarboom "The Coffee and Tea Wrecks"The road, baby, is tight And we roll, baby, you know tonight There's a full pie in the sky And it pulls, baby, you know to ride It's fair because I get higher than I think I was We pull over when we're tired We get wired So witty and white And we roll all of your gold tonight You, so out of sight But your girlfriend hippie trans loves to fly It's fair because I get higher than I think I was We pull over when we're tired We get wired It's fair because I get higher than I think I was We pull over when we're tired We get wired "Genius"I'll take the blame If I ever want to For what my little brain Has been through I know to say Things I never meant to To seem a little sane 'Cause that's what it takes If I ever could win If I ever could see If I just could ever remember to think about anything Darling You give me a rope, I'll hang myself It doesn't take a genius to figure it out Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see I'm not as smart as I seem to be I'm not as bright as I used to be I'm not as sharp as I think I am I'm not as smart as I seem I'm not as bright as I seem Darling, darling, darling Darling You give me a rope, I'll hang myself It doesn't take a genius to figure it out Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see I'm not as smart as I seem to be I'm not as bright as I used to be I'm not as sharp as I think I am I'm not as smart as I seem I'm not as bright as I seem "Dick"They said everything I could think Think every think I could leak Hear every word without listening I'm a dick I'm gonna know everything Know everything that was true Seen everything I could see Been everything I could be I'm a dick Waiting to be kicked Read everything I could read Have everything I could need Seen everything I could see Been everything I could be I'm a dick Waiting to be kicked "Just Try"If you just try Telling me why Wise and old Still, I know the sun And built cities Where the rivers run Telling me why If you just try If you just try Telling me why If you just try Alakazam put a sham down She was a good head Oh, now that she died Though I swear, bye-bye She would have tried Alakazam put a sham down She was a good head Oh, now that she died Though I swear, bye-bye "Nothing (Lifestyle of a Tortured Artist for Sale)"You want for nothing That's what you decide Always on, always gone 'Cause you all want nothing That's you inside Always gone, always on And you only want nothing For yourselves Always want the other side You could be trying It's enough to always try That's a life for you Any cause that you wanna do But that's all fine Except for anything that you do to me And you want for nothing You want for nothing 'Cause you want for nothing Nothing "Grunge Betty"(People keep you crawlin' in) Hey Hey, we gotta rise today Can't seem to find what I want you for I open my eyes and I wake on the floor You open the door, I wake on the floor Can't seem to find what I'm wanting for 'Cause lately, baby, I'm wasting Tons of time Tons of time Tons of time Hey Hey, we gotta rise today I can't seem to find what I want you for You open the eyes and I wake on the floor I open the door, and wake on the floor I can't seem to find what I want you for 'Cause lately, baby, I'm wasting Tons of time Tons of time Tons of time "It's a Fast Driving Rave-Up With the Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes"(And for their final number, "It's a Fast Driving Rave-Up With the Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes"!) I'm not tired I'm not bad I won't let you Let you forget You're my castle You're my sand Just to let you Understand I'm not tired I'm not bad I won't let you Let you forget You're my castle You're my sand Just to let you Do you understand? I'm not tired I'm not bad I'm not tired I'm not bad "Finale: It's a Fast Driving Rave-Up With the Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes"They said everything I could think Think every think I could leak Hear every word without listening I'm a dick |
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